January 4th, 2012
What is the best church to join for the purpose of getting laid?
Question by ░▒▓☼∩☼▓▒░: What is the best church to join for the purpose of getting laid?
i really want to get laid but haven’t had much luck so i figured that since girls go to church it might be a good idea. which one has the prettiest girls, and the best chances of me getting laid?
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Answer by mono420
the loose pusy church
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No….if you want to get laid go to a club or something, don;t seduce the innocent church women…..
Thats a bit creepy
Church girls most likely won’t have sex.
You will burn in hell.
satanism is HUGE on fucking, but it’s only good if you’re into creepy looking goth chicks
Catholics, they are all about f*cking.
try a satanic church. i hear they get up to all kinds of shenannigans there. just watch out for the goats.
You can try Wiccans. They’re like really into sex and weird stuff. But be careful, they may want to drain your blood first or cut your dick off.
r u serious mann, like litteraly y church?? jeez mann go 2 a club or party
lil hint
dont try 2 get laid
insead..repel against gitting laid
i no that seems dumb but if u dont try 2 get laid, that well actully increace ur chances of getting laid!!
why
cuz if gurl arnt being pressure on doing anyting like dat there more than likely to……the only ploblem is u gotta be paition
if that is ur problem
Grow up a little bit. Girls who go to church will not sleep with you. They will sleep with their husbands. Or wait to sleep with their future husband.